Now I know why I'm always so happy

I'm one of those people. You know, the chronically happy type. The optimistic type. Sometimes I get frustrated, but butt I truly believe if you create a well-framed goal and attack it with vigor you'll find success in whatever you're pursuing. Yep, the glass is half-full for me. I've wondered periodically over the course of my many years (yes, I'm still stinging a little from my recent b-day), what it is that makes some folks pessimists while others are optimists. Well, behold the answer:

"A survey by YouGov found 57 per cent of women wished they had a smaller behind. But would you still want to downsize if you knew a round bottom meant you were truthful and faithful?

Rumpology, the art of reading bottoms, involves looking at the lines, crevices and folds of a person's buttocks in the same way a chirologist would read the palm of the hand. According to the country's only rumpologist, Sam Amos: 'A round bottom indicates a person is open, happy and optimistic in life. However, a flat bottom suggests the person is rather vain and is negative and sad.' "

Source: www.metro.co.uk.com -- Read the full article here.
All I can say is thank goodness I didn't resolve to lose 10 pounds this year. In addition to providing safety from a frigid death apparently my chubby butt is also the reason I'm happy and optimistic.

Cue Sir Mix-a-lot if you please....

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