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i get by with a little help from my crazy-cat-lady-in-the-making kid
dianafunk posted 13 hours 35 min ago — All systems are go for the Big Babymaking Experiment. My doctor's office called yesterday to let me know my hormone levels look good (explains why I've been feeling all hormonal) and that I should start taking daily doses of baby aspirin, which ap...
his name is richard
dianafunk posted 11 hours 55 min ago — But I like to call him Dick.Meet my new love interest, for the next few weeks anyway. Dick lives in my doctor's office. He'll be spending his mornings in my vagina. I don't think we're exclusive, though. I'm getting the sense other women are there...
monday, bloody monday
dianafunk posted 1 day 21 hours ago — I got my period today. This is significant, not because you need to know intimately about my gynecological happenings (don't lie, you know you like it), but because......holy Jebus. It starts now. This is the cycle in which the frozen embryo tra...
blahdy blah blah and a yada yada
dianafunk posted 6 days 3 hours ago — I have nothing to say today, really, so here's a quick and dirty (mostly dirty) rundown of My Fascinating Life:* At the moment, I'm watching "What Not to Wear: Pageant Rewind." Lulu went down for a nap 15 minutes ago but is currently sitting up in...
YES, it would help
dianafunk posted 1 week 1 day ago — I got a message in my inbox yesterday from Barbara Collura, Executive Director of RESOLVE, the national infertility association, entitled, "Would it help if you had insurance coverage?"Um, yes. To conceive Madeleine cost us roughly $25,000, what wi...
and he shall not wear a turtleneck
dianafunk posted 1 week 2 days ago — A google search that lead a reader in Miami to my blog today was "uncircumcised Swedish boyfriend." Try it -- I'm the fifth listing.
my obsessive insecurities, redux
dianafunk posted 1 week 4 days ago — It might seem familiar, but my next piece is up today at DC Metro Moms, with added angst to make it even more cloyingly annoying. Enjoy.
dropping some obama drama on my mama
dianafunk posted 2 weeks 1 day ago — Deep thoughts from Election Day 2008:* My dyed-in-the-wool right wing mother is going to have a bad day today.* Michelle Obama is lovely, but that dress? Oh, honey, no.* Brian Williams would do well to come up with some other adjectives to describ...
conversation at the playground with my friend's 5-year-old
dianafunk posted 2 weeks 1 day ago — He: Want to see me jump off the swing?Me: Um.... well... uh... if it's ok with your mom... you're not going to break any bones, are you?He: (running toward swings) Mom! She wants to see me jump!(mom gets him set up on swing and he jumps off withou...
