Queen of the Mayhem
Life is hectic, here in the land of Mayhem! It take a neurotic, borderline OCD person to hold it all together! Along with Mr. Mayhem, The Princess, and Junior Mayhem, I wander aimlessly through life as a wife, mother, and full time professional. Why does it all seem to fall into place at the last possible second? Because I said so, that's why! After all, I am the Queen!