faemom
A view of life of staying home to raise two small boys with as much as a humorous slant as possible or I would just quit.
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The Director
faemom posted 1 hour 35 min ago — Sean is insistent. He’s persistent. He’s down right stubborn. And he likes to be read to. Sean will find a book that he wants read to him, and he then tottles over to his Mommy or Daddy with a sweet, “Peeease!” Now if said person...
The Milk Machine
faemom posted 4 min 23 sec ago — Like all good mothers, I have no privacy. Any me-time must be captured during naptime or after bed time, and for the sake of myself and the people around me, I have to shower in the morning everyday, which means I’m naked for a few minutes. S...
The Fiscally Responsible
faemom posted 10 hours 23 min ago — My grandma is known for her random gift giving like toothpaste or deodorant or two-dollar bills or razors or a moose that sings “Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer” or the ugliest negligee ever sewn when she disapproved of shacking up. So it...
The Return of Gooey
faemom posted 9 hours 5 min ago — It has been a while since Gooey has slithered around the house. But he has returned, following Evan around, watching TV, sitting on my lap. A day or two ago, my husband watched Evan and Sean play as we sat at the kitchen table. My husband: Y...
On Sunday Blogging
faemom posted 8 hours 30 min ago — I regret to inform my readers that due to the crazy and complex nature of the newest scheme in my household I must give up Sunday blogging to keep this ship afloat. It’s amazing what can be accomplished in two hours time, and I fear that the ne...
The Walking Playground
faemom posted 4 hours 18 min ago — We had just finished washing up and destroying the bathroom, when the garage door rumbled and in came my baby brother, the beloved uncle, the walking playground, the giant teddy bear. Daddy was ignored. Mommy was ignored. Toys were forgotten.
Sushi Names
faemom posted 2 hours 34 min ago — For Christmas, Evan received an incredibly awesome gift, a toy sushi set. He has played with it every day since he got it. Evan is also in the phase of naming things. He has named his sushi. (We’re guess on what the sushi is since some of...
Baby Possum
faemom posted 1 hour 31 sec ago — Evan: (as he climbs over me) I’m a baby possum! Me: Where’d you get that from? Evan: From the DVD and Blue Ray? Me: Which DVD and Blue Ray? Evan: The one with the baby possums! Glad we could clear that one up. &...
Trends in Parenting?
faemom posted 1 hour 4 min ago — Happy New Year! As I cleaned early in the morning while muffins baked and the boys played, I watched Good Morning America as I do every day. Behold; they did a new trend segment for the year. Now I haven’t followed a trend since middle sch...
I Only Play an Organized Mom on the Internet
faemom posted 13 hours 13 min ago — As I read the posts of all my favorite bloggers, there seems to be a theme. Now I’m not too bright as I promised A Mother’s Walk that I would make a resolution because I pretended to be her big sister and gave her lots of advice. Like anyon...
