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Conversations with my husband

Posted by mummytime 48 weeks 5 hours ago

I was sorta, kinda having a mini panic attack last night.

I get them now and then. Sorta like these 3 zits I have on my face right now. The 1st one is near my left nostril, the 2nd one is just near my left ear and the 3rd one is just above my left eyebrow.

I've got the effing Bermuda Triangle of zits.

Nice.

FFS, I'm a 36 year old mum who still uses an Anti-Acne Face wash.

Hmmmph.

Where was I?

Oh yeah panic attacks.

Hubby came home about 10.30 pm last night and I told him I couldn't sleep. And that I was having a teeny panic attack.

And he being the good husband that he is, lay down next to me and gave me the biggest bear hug.

Bless the man.

And in the middle of his very warm hug he looked at me and lovingly told me

Maybe if you brush your teeth you'll feel better?!

Wha? What?

*Panic Attack 50% gone*

Then we cuddled some more and talked about how his day went. He's thinking of getting a new job. The only thing is, the boss in that department is kinda, sorta Mr Dickhead.

So me being the loving wife that I am asked him

Is it gonna be more money for us?

Yes

So suck it up then!

*Panic Attack 75% gone*

Then I checked my Twitter updates and he in turn checked his Facebook updates.

Oh yeah, we've got a super hot sex life.

Hah!

It's now 10 past 11 and my eyes can't keep it anymore

I'm sleepy. Good night. I love you.

I love you too...just don't fart on my face okay?

*Panic Attack 100% gone*