tummy tuck epidemic

CK posted 1 year 12 weeks ago — As I stood at the grocery store check-out line, I noticed that one of the crap magazines had the following headline: “Angelia Jolie Had Secret Tummy Tuck.” There were so many exclamation points that you’d think people were dying from it at an epidemic rate.

I’m guessing that the writer of this reputable rag is either 1) male and single, 2) male and divorced without kids, 3) male and married with no kids, or 4) a female who has never given birth and good for her.