now I dump your ass in bed

CK posted 12 weeks 5 days ago —

Now I dump your ass in bed
Ignoring every word you’ve said
So sleep or read or cry or whine
It matters not, for I decline
To hear the hollers from your room
And once I’m gone you may resume
To “scratch your butt” for exercise
Or scream extremely loud good-byes
Or slam your toys down on the floor
You think I care? I’m out the door

But since we’re on a hiney kick
Stop egging on your sister’s trick
To use her potty as a tool
To scale the tub and leave her stool
Or flee the room with nothing on
And treat my floors like porta jons

And one last thought, to set things straight
The next time we’re down aisle eight
To buy ricotta for lasagna
Don’t sing of your “cheese vagina”
You are loud, your diction’s clear
And everyone around us hears

If I should die before I wake
I pray the Lord my God to make
You think of me while seeking poo
Your children like to hide from you
And when they streak in public places
You will see me in their faces
Smiling as you grab their hands
And try to force them back in pants.

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©2009 CEK. All Rights Reserved. Touch my stuff and your ass is mine. And you’re a perv. Shame on you.
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