And This Is What I Think
Candid Carrie posted 12 weeks 2 days ago — 
I don't like Johnny Bravo
I think the guy is a jerk
I know he's a cartoon character
But his smirk drives me bazerk
He lives in my kitchen cabinet
He's been there quite a while
I like things in unusual places
To see them makes me smile
Do you remember Mouse Trap
And the guy about to dive?
He lives in my refrigerator
And his temp is fifty five.
He stands on a stick of butter
When we use that one he just moves to another.
I've got Gumby and his friend Pokey
They live above my sink.
Pokey always bothered me
And this is what I think.
I know his speed was very slow
But its his brain that wouldn't go
Gumby fast
Pokey last
Gumby has eyes of red
Pokey however, is brain dead
The magnifying glass
Is from my past
I had a rock collection
Quartz and minerals
Granite and lime
Just turned twelve and was passing time
Soon we can tour
My underwear drawer
I promise you this
Great pictures galore
I've got meds I haven't used
And M&Ms just for me
I've got catnip, one thong, two books
And in colorful rows of three
My unders are folded as neatly
As Giant Underwear can possibly be.
