Mommy Survival Guide

Let's face it, mothers are knee deep in chaos just about 23 and a half hours a day. You are tired, over-worked, in desperate need of a latte and a massage, and maybe even a shower! How do I know this about you? Well, aside from the fact all mommy blogs acknowledge this fact, here's a hint: I am sitting at my computer desk, in my living room. Right now I am looking at an over-turned coffee table, 17 spilled Cheerios, more Little People than you can shake a stick at, and rocks. Yes, I said rocks. There are rocks in my living room. What, is that odd? Probably only if you don't have a toddler.