Mommy Melee
Two boys under two. Humor. Poop. Swearing. Shenanigans. Yeah.
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mariabird posted 13 hours 15 min ago — Copyright 2009 http://www.mommymelee.com If you are reading this somewhere else, chances are some douchenozzle has scraped my feed.
mariabird posted 1 day 4 hours ago — March looms.Last year, the month started with early morning phone calls. As each day progressed, an ugly static electricity formed between my pillow and the cell phone on the nightstand. I cut back on work and played with the kids more often whil...
mariabird posted 20 hours 44 min ago — I like to think of myself as a somewhat bold person, but the truth is my boldness peaked when I was about seventeen. I used to skateboard (on a longboard, poorly), and I had the semi-balls to skate down inclined parking lots and parking garages.
mariabird posted 1 day 9 hours ago — Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday, I drop my three-year-old off at his preschool. I catch the aide’s attention and ask if they’re having a “special snack.” (Because apparently sixteen students means one of them is somehow having a birthd...
mariabird posted 8 hours 17 min ago — The baby has taken to sneak-attacking me all the time lately. I'll say, "Kiss Mama! Kiss Mama! Mmmmmmm, mwah!" And I'll lean in. And he will HEAD BUTT ME. IN THE FACE. This morning he did it (on purpose, dude) and I ended up sneezing for ten...
mariabird posted 10 hours 58 min ago — Disclaimer: I’m by no means an expert on brand ambassadorship or sponsorship or how to be all business-y with your blog. In fact, my blog isn’t exactly a cash factory. I made $16 with it last month. When you do the math, that means I’m get...
mariabird posted 12 hours 17 min ago — This week, we’re discussing pet peeves for Girl Talk Thursday. Here are four of mine:The phrase “Pet Peeve.” I mostly hate this because for years and years I thought it literally referred to some sort of pet. Like a domesticated animal. A...