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Two boys under two. Humor. Poop. Swearing. Shenanigans. Yeah.

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lived in

mariabird posted 15 hours 5 min ago — My landlord comes by once in a while. Unannounced. He and his wife are older, that nebulous age where maybe they’re elderly—but not quite because they both still work handing out samples at a big box food store. I imagine them driving to wor...

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weekly winners - feb 1-7

mariabird posted 13 hours 15 min ago — Copyright 2009 http://www.mommymelee.com If you are reading this somewhere else, chances are some douchenozzle has scraped my feed.

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in between (grief rests)

mariabird posted 1 day 4 hours ago — March looms.Last year, the month started with early morning phone calls. As each day progressed, an ugly static electricity formed between my pillow and the cell phone on the nightstand. I cut back on work and played with the kids more often whil...

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Girl Talk Thursday - being a chicken

mariabird posted 20 hours 44 min ago — I like to think of myself as a somewhat bold person, but the truth is my boldness peaked when I was about seventeen. I used to skateboard (on a longboard, poorly), and I had the semi-balls to skate down inclined parking lots and parking garages.

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don’t feed the elephant in the room any peanuts

mariabird posted 1 day 9 hours ago — Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday, I drop my three-year-old off at his preschool. I catch the aide’s attention and ask if they’re having a “special snack.” (Because apparently sixteen students means one of them is somehow having a birthd...

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moose on the loose

mariabird posted 8 hours 17 min ago — The baby has taken to sneak-attacking me all the time lately. I'll say, "Kiss Mama! Kiss Mama! Mmmmmmm, mwah!" And I'll lean in. And he will HEAD BUTT ME. IN THE FACE. This morning he did it (on purpose, dude) and I ended up sneezing for ten...

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How to Get Sponsored for BlogHer 10 (without being a jerk)

mariabird posted 10 hours 58 min ago — Disclaimer: I’m by no means an expert on brand ambassadorship or sponsorship or how to be all business-y with your blog. In fact, my blog isn’t exactly a cash factory. I made $16 with it last month. When you do the math, that means I’m get...

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boys

mariabird posted 15 hours 4 min ago — Last night as I struggled to fall asleep, my thoughts jumped to a nearly deserted seaside road outside of Fairhaven, Massachusetts. It had a crazy name. Sconticut Neck Road. No, really. Say it fast.One mild summer day, I walked alone past the sma...

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Girl Talk Thursday - feeling peevish

mariabird posted 12 hours 17 min ago — This week, we’re discussing pet peeves for Girl Talk Thursday. Here are four of mine:The phrase “Pet Peeve.” I mostly hate this because for years and years I thought it literally referred to some sort of pet. Like a domesticated animal. A...

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awareness

mariabird posted 3 hours 23 min ago — AwarenessWhen global isn’t all that far away.Haiti has always been there. A nation on an island. A lilting, pretty accent. The homeland of a popular musician. The source of a intricate language. But for many of us, Haiti wasn’t concrete. Haiti...