I Could Kill Her
A funny look at what happens when a single party girl loses her best friend to marriage and mommyhood. VERY VERY VERY Edgy and R-rated -- not for the easily offended.
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Crisis people — Our Gays are all moving to Wasilla, Alaska!!
elaineggc posted 1 hour 9 min ago — Mommy E and Sarah-doll: All my gays have abandoned me! Moving to other states for love and shit - what about ME?!?!?! Any tips on picking up some new GBFs? Love and kisses! Michelle  ...
A dramatic ending to the Auggie Smith Comedy Roast
elaineggc posted 1 day 19 hours ago — Last night 13 comedians gathered to roast my friend, Auggie. I was asked to participate and was super excited about the opportunity to destroy Aug. I invited several friends, MY BOSS and, of course, my Nathan was there in the front row as proud and...
Let’s talk about the gays, people. THE GAYS!
elaineggc posted 3 days 1 hour ago — I just don’t understand how California’s Proposition 8 was passed. I find it unfathomable and ignorant and frankly, embarrassing. We as Americans have made such progress in the last few weeks. And then this happe...
I’m just saying the Jews are superior when it comes to the holiday season
elaineggc posted 6 days 19 hours ago — As a Jew, I’m somewhat of a Christmas novice. It was not until I married my Nathan that I got a true sense of what really happens on December 25th. Jews spend that day doing two things: going to the movies and going out for Chinese food.
Another Elaine Family Fuck-Up
elaineggc posted 1 week 1 day ago — I have a wonderful housekeeper named Svetlana who cleans our house twice a month. For those of you who don’t have a housekeeper, let me just say that those two days each month are some of my best days. And Svetlana is an absolutely wonderful...
Elaine’s Tirade
elaineggc posted 1 week 2 days ago — I’m the kind of person who people either love or hate. There’s no “Oh, Elaine, she’s okay.” You’ll either hear people talking about how much they love me (usually women) or how much they hate me (usually men). I...
A cunning linguist or?????
elaineggc posted 1 week 3 days ago — E, I realize you don’t approve of me dating Trey for a number of reasons (his name being the number-one reason). But just for today, I want you to ignore all of your concerns and actually focus on what I’m saying and on providing the ad...
Lucy meets a douche
elaineggc posted 2 weeks 6 hours ago — ***This email was written by a douche who Lucy met on a Craigslist. I’m not yet going to tell you if she ended up going out with him or whatever became of said douche. But I’m curious to know what you think and if any of you ever...
My best friend really IS black
elaineggc posted 2 weeks 1 day ago — I met my friend Sheree 12 years ago in L.A. We were working at a terrible restaurant appropriately named Hubba Hubbas (I shit you not). I had just started law school and Sheree had just moved to L.A. to be with her boyfriend, Danny (now her fianc&e...
44 Ways of Looking at the 2008 Presidential Election - By Our Patrick
elaineggc posted 2 weeks 2 days ago — To paraphrase the great political scientist Penny Lane: Today it’s all happening After months of campaigning, the United States will finally have a new man in charge. You’ve probably made up your mind by now, but as the author of t...
