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My First Day As President
suzan528 posted 1 week 5 days ago — Here's pretty much how my first day as President of the United States would go. 8:00am Swivel around in swivel chair. 8:15am Take a stroll on the East lawn with the First Dog. Photo op. 8:35am Place phone call. Whit...
Obama gets Rick-Rolled
suzan528 posted 1 week 6 days ago — Rick-rolled (rik'-rold) An internet prank whereby someone is directed to a link unaware that it is actually the music video to Rick Astley's 1987 hit "Never Gonna Give You Up".
Halloween Candy Hangover
suzan528 posted 2 weeks 2 days ago — Damn you, Halloween Candy.You win. Again.I really thought this was gonna be my year: The Year I Didn't Touch the Halloween Candy.I had a 3-part plan. 1. Buy candy to give out that I don't like. 2. Chew lots of gum. 3. Don't touch the kids' loot.
Weekend LOL: Freddy Krueger Video
suzan528 posted 2 weeks 4 days ago — See more funny videos at Funny or Die...
Reduce, Reuse, Recycle: Lint.
suzan528 posted 2 weeks 6 days ago — Times are tough, people.The economy is hittin' the skids faster than a Big Wheel-drivin' 3-year-old on a downhill driveway. So it's time to get creative and look at things in a new way.Today's topic: Lint!The next time your husband yells that you'...
Name Evolution
suzan528 posted 3 weeks 2 days ago — So if you haven't heard, Beyonce has adopted a new name and wants her fans to refer to her from now on as "Sasha Fierce". Um, I'm not sure if I qualify as a 'fan', but: No. I will not do that. And you can tell your partner-in-egocentricity...
Obama-McCain Dance-Off
suzan528 posted 3 weeks 4 days ago — Another funny video for your weekend:...
Groundhog Day
suzan528 posted 3 weeks 6 days ago — It's Groundhog Day. Again.6:00am - 6:45am: Pit crew for launch of teen and tween to school bus.7:00am - 8:00am: Pit crew for launch of 2nd grader to school bus.8:00am on: Emails /Posting /Commenting /Twitter /Workout /Shower /Grocery Store /Dry Cle...
Flat Stanley's Hotter Brother
suzan528 posted 4 weeks 1 day ago — CRAFT TIME!!! File Under: Projects undertaken solely to make my children happy; having nothing whatsoever to do with me. Or my blog. Start with: High School Musical 3 life-size cardboard cutout of Zac Efron from Blockbuster. equals Flat Joe.A...
